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(A MIDI player should appear here if you have the plugin.)

( I'll bet there are probably 30 or 40 other people here with you now! Well, maybe not that many — perhaps 20 or 21 — one or two? — nevertheless, the important thing is that YOU'RE here! )

Ramblings of the successful Internet Marketer:

I'm so happy you stopped by I could lift my leg! I don't know whom or what brought you here, but you are here and that's what really matters! Actually, I have some idea of what brought you here. Yet, I'm not really certain of what brought you here. But aren't you just thrilled that you're here now though?! This entire event is so very excruciatingly exciting, isn't it?!

Let's get the party started, OK? Well, if you're not ready yet, we can wait a bit. Maybe just give your hair a quick comb and the ladies can also do a quick girdle primp. OK, time's up. I really hate to be rushed though, don't you? OK, how about this — give the button a little push to get yourself in the mood.

Ahh, now isn't that a real kick you-know-what mood creator?!

Hmmm. Actually we're not having a party. Or are we?! What is "party" anyway? Party of the first part? What does that mean? Is party a part of another entity? Aren't words and phraseology wonderful? After all, that's how we communicate. They say the degree to which you can effectively think and communicate is largely a function of the extent of your vocabulary. And spelling is important too. They've tried phonetics. But what do you do with gruff and rough and all the rest of the great English language anomalies?! I just don't no know! So, what are we saying here? Or are we saying it somewhere else? No, that can't be, because Hegel's dialectic materialism theorizes ya gotta be here to hear what's being said - kinda like a tree falling in the forest - if you weren't there then it made no sound. Ohmigosh! Where is this leading. Does "leading" mean there's leadership here?!

Don't you find it fascinating that we've come this far together. And yet we haven't gone anywhere? Or have we? Is anywhere nowhere? Then we're there! WOW! So we haven't accomplished a thing in what we've accomplished? Now how can that be?! Either we did or we didn't accomplish. Is accomplishing nothing an accomplishment? What is nothing anyway? It must be something because we just accomplished it!!

Well by now you must be saying, "this guy's nuts"! Interesting! I just noticed that nuts spelled backwards is stun. So are you stunned? Now say stunned five times. Funny word isn't it? What that has to do with what we're talking about is beyond me. But then again, what are we talking about?! You're the one who came in here with the big welcome and started reading. And now you're here still reading. Amazing! What's equally amazing is I'm still writing! And I can't seem to stop. OK, now let's not attempt to talk about pots!

Uh Oh! Now I'm faced with a real dilemma. How do I reward you for your rapt interest and indulgence. Rapt?! Is that akin to wrapped? Have we been packaged? Most likely this entire event of massive accomplishment should be shipped somewhere? Have you gotten anything sent to you by ship recently? See what I mean, it's a real challenge to effectively communicate. It seems so much of our methods of conversing are inaccurate or misleading. And that brings us right to the doorstep of politics. So, let's sit down on the step and have a glass of vanilla Coke mixed with milk and just chalk this up to...

Now you know what it takes to be a successful Internet Marketer?

So go ahead and visit here!

Here's another place to visit, but she doesn't want you to think she's in even the remotest way associated with me! So visit there anyway!

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