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The Dentist:

Recently, I went to the dentist to have a back tooth ground down in preparation for a crown. It was quite an ordeal.

First came the shots to numb the area. I'm certain, on one of the needle penetrations, it almost reached my naval. Then, with the high speed drill throwing tooth particles around, the water sprayer attempting to cool the drill bit, the suction sucking, the water running up the back of my nose and down my throat and activating the swallow impulse, the enjoyment level was at zero! When the dentist finally paused to get the impression stuff, I couldn't even feel with my tongue what he had done because it was so numb - darn!

Finally, when all the activities had come to a conclusion and the temporary cap was in place and the dentist left the room in a huff; I commented to the dental assistant, that was quite an ordeal! She said — and this is the truth, it actually happened — "Yes, the dentist often complains, after doing work like he did on your mouth, that his neck and shoulder get sore and cramped."

Now that put things into perspective and I felt just fine! Ho-Hum.

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Perspective on Pills — The Penis Pills Spam:

So a friend decided to try the enlarger pills. Now it's 14½ inches long!

BUT, then his wife put him out to pasture. She said there was no reason to have a horse around the house!

(Would you believe your host actually came up with this Perspective on Pills all by himself—and refuses to take credit for that?!)

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